Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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