this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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