They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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