I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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