Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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