I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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