This girl is more easily done than said...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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