First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
