I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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