clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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