therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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