IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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