Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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