Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
where are my eyebrows?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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