so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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