i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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