From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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