You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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