best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I need to calm my uterus...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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