it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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