it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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