New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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