Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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