I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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