You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those đ
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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