You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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