Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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