she was so not down for the gang bang
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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