I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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