woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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