You're my little dorito
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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