Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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