well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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