Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
my liver is dry heaving
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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