he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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