I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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