so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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