I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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