When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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