Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize