i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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