My first STD was from a foam party
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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