First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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