have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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