How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We need to get me chipped asap
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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