so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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