Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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