In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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