How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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