i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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