no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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