I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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