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  Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.

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• why? nobody is going to look for you

  Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:25pm

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• Or just a healthy tan in the sun for a bit so don't have to use enough astroglide to lube up a Louisville slugger. Hell would freeze over if you were a pale Russian flailing around with a sawed off shotgun full of wal-mart slugs. Hide the tip behind the bodyboards if your straight thug with no love.

  Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:23am

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  • WTF...this makes no sense, that is all

    Submitted by HailCaeser on May 25, 12 at 6:54am

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  • are you simply retarded?

    Submitted by reeln on May 25, 12 at 8:28am

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  • I believe this is a pathetic attempt at "freestyling."

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 25, 12 at 8:27pm

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• Fyi, My book club recommends at least three hours daily in the sun using no more than SPF two

  Submitted by chelsea_lately on May 25, 12 at 2:28am

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• Put it in your ass cheek much less painful

  Submitted by aced220 on May 24, 12 at 11:32pm

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