think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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