This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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