Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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